Category Archives: Minions

7:1 Thy Judgments may be guided in part the experiences of others. For you we have our own. Some do not seem to be a good fit for any of the Seven Deadly Sins. For those, pick one at random … Continue reading →

6:1 Twodice walked along the beach, and accosted a couple of the Unwashed. They were fresh back from the ocean, having lounged in the sun or been swimming all day. He predicted that the male would be overcome by lustful … Continue reading →

5:1 When introducing one’s self to another, a Minion has three parts to their name. 5:2 The first is known as your name. As in, the name you go by. 5:3 The second part is your Rank: Chum, Parasite, etc. … Continue reading →

4:1 Thee has numbers two, given thee by a staffer who works for our prophet, Twodice. Thy Registration Number shall never change. Thy Placement ID can. Thy would do well to reflect on Chapter Two if refreshment on the distinction … Continue reading →

3:1 Thy prophet of true gamers, Twodice, shall give thee Rank and Title. Thy deeds of specific nature and of relative performance form the basis of thine earnings of this type. Ranks are bestowed upon thee upon earning them, utilizing … Continue reading →

2:1 Twodice returned to the world from his trip to the bathroom with new writings on paper that is native to that part of the world. After reflecting on a conversation he had with a burning pile of shredded records … Continue reading →

1:1 In the beginning, there was this group of proud gamers, American soldiers stationed in Germany, who looked at the games that were being played and all was not good. Being soldiers stationed in Germany and drinking beer legally long … Continue reading →