6:1 Twodice walked along the beach, and accosted a couple of the Unwashed. They were fresh back from the ocean, having lounged in the sun or been swimming all day. He predicted that the male would be overcome by lustful anger after the prophet referred to the guy’s girlfriend as a lusty thee-legged sloth. The anonymous man communicated his dissatisfaction of Twodice’s assertion through the medium of a very well-muscled extremity.
6:2 It became apparent that not everyone appreciates free and unsolicited Judgment. Even if it’s just a practice round of peer Judgment before the real thing happens (or doesn’t happen) sometime after your life.
6:3 Twodice returned to his home on the Internet broken and bruised. A competitor made a wisecrack about Twodice becoming the next Toothless. Twodice knelt in sending a reply email to the gamer god that he would become a prophet for.
6:4 Let it be known to all that Judgment is not always welcome. It is welcomed less amongst strangers or if it is offered in spontaneity. My Minions shall learn this, and offer Judgment only among those they know, after the new Minion has purchased their pre-order.
6:5 Let it be known that those judged shall hence forth be known as a Minion of (insert appropriate Sin here). This Judgment is based on the manner in which the judge knows the judged, at the time the Judgment is made. The one who is charged to provide Judgment is he or she who shall become the Master of the new Minion.
6:6 Judgment is provided when the Unwashed wishes to be Cleansed. This may take place after the Unwashed agrees to and understands the Terms of Service that describe in vague detail what subjugation might entail. Payment for the pre-order must be arranged prior to Judgment is passed.
It is at this time that the one who is to be Master then says, “Let it be known that I dub thee (name) my Peon of (Sin), and known to others of the Minionhood as a Minion of (Sin).”
6:7 After this, the Master may stick their tongue out at their new Peon. This is a sign that the Peon’s subjugation is in effect. If this conversation is not taking place in person, then sticking thy tongue out may be done through the use of smiley code, “:p” or with the letters T, H and B.
6:8 Once these words are spoken, later that day the Master will email the Lord or Lady who they serve and the staffer who serves them with a notification of who their new Minion is and declare which Sin this Minion is associated with. From the staffer the Master will request that a Registration Number and Placement ID be provided.
6:9 Later that day, the new Peon shall bathe. Thereby becoming clean in their hands, mind and feet.
6:10 This chapter is brought to you by the letter, “A”. Combined with the other letters featured above, spells BATH.