7:1 Thy Judgments may be guided in part the experiences of others. For you we have our own. Some do not seem to be a good fit for any of the Seven Deadly Sins. For those, pick one at random if you have to. Your decision is final, and once the staffer and your Lord or Lady is informed; cannot be taken back.
7:2 Emotions and reactions are not to be confused with any particular Sin. A Minion of Envy can become more angry than the hottest Minion of Wrath if you bring up the fairness of the distribution of wealth as it is currently. Much like a Minion of Lust if you insult his or her object of infatuation. Though, what makes a particular person angry can shed light on what Sin is appropriate for them.
7:3 Minions of Envy live in a world where they are the have-nots. They compare their lives to others, being inferior to the others they compare themselves to in matters of achievement, possessions and other strata. Sometimes their perceptions of self are also presented as inferior to others.
7:4 Minions of Gluttony find joy in the experience of consumption, be it food, drugs, gaming (on- or off-line, or other activities where they have their bliss in the activity itself. Some gluttons like being punished, hence the saying. They define their lives by a dominant activity or experience.
7:5 Minions of Greed all fall somewhere on the spectrum of the haves vs the have-nots. They weigh their lives by their possessions and little green pieces of paper. They are willing to take action to get more, and may obsess over wealth; be it their own or someone else’s.
7:6 Minions of Lust enjoy the imagining and execution of carnal acts. Their lives are measured in part by the fetishes and games that they may play in connection with intimate acts and in part by the intimate encounters they have. The target of their encounters may be anything at all. In all, they are distracted by good specimens of the object of their desires.
7:7 Minions of Pride define their lives and potentially the lives of others by the status they hold or held. Their confidence is based on their outstanding personal accomplishments. They can be known to credit themselves first before (or if) they credit others.
7:8 Minions of Sloth love the easy life. The best things in life are enjoyed just by being there, be it a spectator, or just lazing about in their chosen habitat. They may be described as apathetic or lazy. One of the cornerstones of their lives is sometimes regarded as a general lack of stress, so long as they do not add needless stress to their lives about things that otherwise would not impact them.
7:9 Minions of Wrath aren’t necessarily angry. They measure their lives in their successes or failures in exacting vengeance. Their accomplishments may be based on screwing other people over who spurned them. They are not the ones to play a prank on, because they will get you back.
7:10 Here ends the lesson. You should know enough now to begin finding victims to bring out of ignorance and into bondage with you and with us.
7:11 Go forth and subjugate!