To become a Minion, you have to pre-order at least one deck of our upcoming game, SIN. We expect the decks to retail after production for $16 apiece (or maybe we’ll do the $15.99 thing). This is because a single deck will be all you need to enter tournaments and has more cards than most decks from the lesser card games out there.
The price for the pre-order does not include Shipping and Handling (S&H). S&H will be billed after the production of the decks is complete, checked and we’re ready to start shipping. If you spend a total of $66 or more on the pre-order, you will qualify for free shipping within the United States, or a substantial discount on your shipping if you are an international customer.
The starting price for the pre-order is $15 per deck. Each deck will include 50-something cards, most of which will be randomly selected. We do not do the ‘rare, uncommon, common’ thing, but we will try to make sure that each of these starter decks isn’t completely full of craptacular cards.
As our army of Minions grows, the price of the pre-order will be lowered. If the price of the pre-order drops after you’ve already made a purchase, don’t worry. You will be given a credit equal to the difference in price when we’re ready to start invoicing aggressively for S&H. The credit may be big enough to cover your S&H entirely, or to get extra decks.
As each level from the top is filled, the price will reduce by one. Examine the following:
Maximum Minion Capacity :: price when filled:
7^1, 7 :: $14
7^2, 49 :: $13
7^3, 343 :: $12
7^4, 2401 :: $11
7^5, 16,807 :: $10
… so on and so forth, until we cannot afford to drop the price anymore.
The current price per pre-order is $14. In the event that you think this is in error, examine how many levels are filled in so far on our visual tracker. To send us your money, you may elect to send a check or postal money order via mail, or use Paypal.
Make out checks or money orders to Paradice Games and send them to:
Paradice Games
14845 SW Murray Scholls Dr
Suite #110 Box #252
Beaverton, OR 97007
To send money via PayPal or pay with a credit or debit card, begin by working the shiny clicky thing, below:
After your payment is received, you will either be sent (or emailed a link) to our mailing list on a site called Mail Chimp. We ask that you subscribe to the list there to receive the following:
Automated delivery of 13 lessons about Minionhood, one sent every three days.
Updates for Minions sent as a kinder, gentler Hell is brought to Earth.
Go forth and become our Minion!